I'm totally cool with being single and I find it irritating that everyone keeps ranting about how they hate this day and how seeing all the other couples all romantic and such makes them wanna puke. Today is just like any other day and if you think it sucks, then make an effort to make it eventful or just stay at home and watch something funny to keep your mind of your loneliness.
That's what I did last night (the make it eventful part, I mean). I was walking around the city plaza and the entire place was filled to the brim with couples, families and white people. I just had dinner with my dad and I was looking for my friend. But I decided to have a little fun while I walked around.
I approached this random couple and I put on a fake British accent. I said: "Excuse me, but I have a question– Is the earth flat or round? I'm still confused..."
They both looked at me like I was a complete moron. The guy said "I have no idea" to spite me. The girl gave me the get-the-hell-out-of-here-you-freaking-ass look.
Then I thanked them, ran away as fast as I could into the crowd, and laughed hysterically.
WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO ON THIS SPLENDID HOLIDAY? I WANNA KNOW.
Happy Valentines Day, everyone! Virtual love to you all!
Your mushy, wushy, squishy aorta valve,